Today’s the last Friday of the month—time for some randomness. Therefore, I’d like to expound on the wonders of socks.
The stereotypical woman doesn’t care about socks. She wants shoes. Closets full of shoes. Imelda Marcos levels of shoes.[1]
I, however, care very little about shoes. What really makes me smile are socks.
There are numerous ways in which socks are more worthy of our devotion than shoes. For one, they’re cheap. You can pick up a cute pair of socks at a discount store for a dollar. Even my beloved SmartWool socks cost less than most pairs of shoes.